Statue Mayhem/Transcript

(The Littb logo appears, as usual.)

(The lit The Bunny theme song plays, as usual, but there’s a fix..)

Lit the Bunny, this show’s not very funny

(It shows lit crashing into a bus, later then disappearing)

What they want, lit the bunny, what they want, what they want, lit the bunny yeah

(Claudia’s part shows, but there is no scream.) What is this show made for furries?

News Reporter: And the weather today is uh, rainy, but it’s very.. Uh.. dry. Very, very dry. And here’s Surfy the Bull, with the Torelownd local news.

News Reporter 2: Yo, in 3 days, the mayor, Jaspucci, will be taking down, the school statue. Because he claims it’s "old, shitty, broken, and looks like it took less then 30 seconds for an animator to draw.) In other news.

News Reporter: Thank you, thank you, Mr. Surfy the Bull, for that, uh.. yeah.

Lit: Well, I can tell you today is gonna be hectic.

(Screen goes black)

(It shows the school, later then lit walking in the hall)

Kyle: Yo, y-y-yo, Lit, you hear the news?

Lit: Dude, I’m literally right here, why are you yelling?

Kyle: Never mind that. You hear that the mayor’s gonna take the fucking school pride statue down? Everybody’s pissed!

(Shows a picture of a teacher pointing to the statue)

Kyle: Even teachers are throwing up documentaries on how the statue’s important... and shit.

Lit: For real? Over a STUPID statue..l

Kyle: Bro, if they take it down, It would be like.. the kogville parks got their logo taken away, and it would just be the Kogville, t-that’s just gay, man.

Lit: Ok I guess you have a point, but what are we gonna do about it?

Kyle: Really all we need are some flyers.

Lit: Okay, but I am too lazy to print all that, so you know, let’s just jump into the next scene and we’ll have them printed.

(Later then moves the lockers to outside)